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The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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