Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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