let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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