i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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