Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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