if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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