Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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