this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
