the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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