ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it was like eating out sand paper
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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