Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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