imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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