im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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