I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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