Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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