Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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