every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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