plz talk dirty to me
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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