you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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