whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's never too late to be topless.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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