it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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