Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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