I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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