at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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