You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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