Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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