belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
