Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
