I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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