Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
