i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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