4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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