Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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