the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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