So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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