i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
NoShamevember. You game?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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