id be glad to
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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