therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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