I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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