i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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