So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
