:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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