Welp...herpes.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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