The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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