so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
