bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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