in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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