they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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