you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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