There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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